Welcome to Kitten Kaiju Games — where adorable chaos meets colossal fun. Inspired by the wild energy of our own feline "kaiju," we create quirky, engaging tabletop games that bring big personalities to the table (and sometimes knock the pieces off it). From zombies to kitten mayhem, our games are packed with playful destruction and creative storytelling.
Rowdy – The Affectionate Ambush
Species: Devon Rex
Age: 11
Classification: Lap-Seeking Table Titan
Do not be fooled by his velvet curls and wide-eyed innocence—Rowdy is a master of emotional devastation. His weapon of choice? Relentless affection. This soft-pawed kaiju specializes in stealthy invasions of the gaming table, using “accidental” board crossings as a ploy to reach his ultimate goal: a warm lap. His purring power is hypnotic, and resistance is futile. Once deployed, Rowdy cannot be dislodged without at least five minutes of intense cuddling. You’ve been warned.
Duncan – The Snack Thief of Chaos
Species: Siamese x American Shorthair
Age: 1 year old
Classification: Dice Devourer & Token Terror
Enter Duncan, a high-energy hurricane of fur with an insatiable curiosity for all things small, shiny, or edible. Dice? Tokens? Resource cubes? All fair game. Duncan doesn’t follow the rules—he writes his own errata. This tabletop troublemaker has been issued two official strikes for unauthorized invasions of the game board and the snack zone. Any unattended charcuterie is considered an act of surrender. Approach with caution and keep your meeples close.
